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This week pundits applauded the 118 Vatican Red Hats for selecting Jorge Mario Bergoglio as the 266th pontiff over its billion communicants. While the stilted white-smoke rigmarole is billed as the earthly machinations of the Holy Trinity, it is of course, the most vulgar of politics, calculated to insinuate the greatest pay-off in the global collection plate, commonly known as the Roman Catholic Church.
After a putative 2013 years, the prelates loosed their European bonds, held their collective upturned Holy Roman Empire noses, and anointed a Cardinal from the Americas. But it was a politically safe decision. You see Bergoglio is Italian by family and culture. So the putative leap of faith wasn't, in fact, much of a leap at all:
After a half-millennium investment in Western world human capital, it was was pay dirt time - time to cash in on the stunning demographics of Latin America fecundity. But I get way ahead of myself.
The stunning fecundity of Latin American Catholics has created a sea change in Roman Catholic demographics - and consequently potential cash flow. |
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Rewind 499 years.
In 1514, at the callow
age of 18, Hernando de Soto signed on as cabin boy to 74-year-old Pedro Arias Dávila,
who at the behest of close friend and consort to Queen
Isabella I of Spain, launched a flotilla of 19 ships and some 1,500 men to
present day Columbia — the single largest colonial European expedition ever
undertaken to the then-new world.
Hernando de Soto 1496-1542 |
From that point, de
Soto’s career sustained vertical takeoff. As it turned out, Dávila would become
overlord of virtually all
Spanish Colonial holdings from Peru to Nicaragua, where he died in
splendiferous retirement at the age of 91 (Methuselahan by 16th
century life expectancy), the direct beneficiary of untold riches,
unrepentantly plundered from the treasuries of aboriginal societies, under the
banner of the cross and the approbation of the Spanish throne.
Upon Dávila’s death in
1531, de Soto threw in as captain with Francisco Pizarro — again some
twenty-five years his senior — in perhaps the most horrifically shameless
chapter in European colonial annals: the conquest and looting of the Inca
Empire, situated in present day Peru.
Upon returning to Spain
in 1534, de Soto was accorded procuring credit for the Inca conquest. As
honorarium, in addition to a so-called mounted
soldier’s share of untold booty across South and Central America, the King
of Spain, Charles V, awarded de Soto 724 marks of gold (about 83,000 troy
ounces) — worth, give or take, $75 million on today’s market — not a bad net
worth for a 38-year-old. But Charles V — titular Holy Roman Emperor and divine
attaché to then-reigning Pope Paul III — had other things in mind for young de
Soto.
It seems Charles, a
Flemish-born prince-king — who never learned to speak fluent Spanish after
inheriting the crown as a teenager, on his daddy’s side — had been badly burned
by a succession of failed expeditions that had proved a sieve to the royal
treasury. The worst of which was a rookie conquistador, Pánfilo de Narváez, who in 1527 managed to lose all but four of his
entourage of 600,
including troops, officers, spouses of officers, and slaves.
So it was, in 1539
Hernando de Soto launched his first, and mercifully only, expedition into the
present day United States. Inexplicably, he decided to rely on the prior reconnaissance of Narváez.
After meandering up the Florida west coast and looping inland through present day Carolinas, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas, he wound up hopelessly lost somewhere along the Mississippi-Louisiana border, where he perished in 1542. His failed expedition fell apart and finally made it back to Mexico City. For that clodpoll decision on
de Soto's part, providence indeed blessed North America.
For had de Soto succeeded in his mission, we might very well be speaking Spanish today, denizens of a hemispheric Latin America, composed of a shabby patchwork of bled-out, over populated, chronically impoverished, and systemically corrupt tin-pot dictatorships.
Nonetheless, the Iberians managed to conquer and subjugate virtually all of Central and South America.
But the conquistadores did not act alone in their crimes against humanity, for they enabled an equally virulent co-conspirator – The Roman Catholic Church.
Not content with the
occasion to proselytize and indenture an estimated 30 million1 aboriginal recruits in the name
of Christ, the merger of the Vatican and the Spanish throne provided ever more
license to depredate natives and their own countrymen alike.
The enabling liturgy was the Requerimiento, a burlesque piece of
Roman Catholic dogmata asserting that God almighty, through his intercessory
the Pope and Vicar of Christ, held authority over the all the earth, and that
the Inter Caetera — a Papal Bull of
1493 by Pope Alexander VI —ceded title over the Americas to the Spanish throne.
Now to be perfectly
balanced, the Requerimiento was
supposed to be delivered aloud to the subject natives, affording them the
coveted opportunity of accepting Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior. More
often it was recited from the bow of a moored ship, empty beachhead, or at best
to a gaping uncomprehending assemblage of aboriginals, shall we say, rather unschooled
in courtly Castilian Spanish.
To the conquistadores
the Requerimiento provided a tidy
ecclesiastical – and political – loophole, framing American aboriginals in the
godless state of having rejected the Holy Trinity. That the Native Americans
were culturally clueless as to their transgression of failing to supplicate
Christ did not deter the pious and imperious Spaniards in the slightest.
Accordingly, any death, destruction, or pillaging was, de jure, their own fault — the mortal consequence of fiat paganism.
As Richard Dawkins flatly observes in The God Delusion, a half millennium later: “What impresses me about Catholic mythology is partly its tasteless kitsch but mostly the airy nonchalance with which [they] make up the details as they go along. It is [all] just shamelessly invented.”
Pope Philip II (1527-1598) would ultimately unleash the legendary atrocities of genocidal maniac Tomás de Torquemada – Grand Inquisitor of the Spanish Inquisition – on the new world colonies.
Having presided over some 44,000 heretic trials on the European
Continent, with more than 5,000 executions under his belt, in 1569 the first
two field offices of El Tribunal del
Santo Oficio de la Inquisición were established in New Spain (Mexico) and
Peru.2 By 1610, royal
bureaus of the Inquisition were installed in every Spanish colonial diocese,
from Hispaniola to the Philippines.
Re-inactment of Spanish Inquisition tribunal |
Universal and
unrepentant Roman Catholic fealty was the joint papal and royal injunction. The
prime transgressors in Spain, Jews and Muslims – hardly a factor in the new
world – were summarily held accountable as enemies of Rome and the Spanish
crown.
For that, dragnet kangaroo courts for alleged infidels were conducted by
minions of the inquisition, independent of, and unaccountable to, secular
authority. Suspects were arrested and relentlessly interrogated without
semblance of due process. The antidote for failure to voluntarily confess and repent
was torture.
Routinely detainees
would be placed naked on a potro, a
bedlike frame with straps from side-to-side. Arms and legs were strapped with
leather bands and tightened by turns of a wheel, inflicting excruciating pain.
Typically, a detainee would confess his or her infidelity upon the first few
turns.
Alternatively, the medieval antecedent to water boarding might be
administered by cramming a rag in the detainee’s mouth and saturating it with
copious amounts of water. Reflexive swallowing would cause the prisoner's
abdomen to become excruciatingly distended.
Failing that, a makeshift
trial and public execution was the final solution for those who manifestly
refused to submit to the inquisitors – and there were manifold thousands. For
that, native Americans under Spanish conquest were terrorized, en masse, to adopt Roman Catholicism
under the most outrageous contrivances of duress.
500 years' later, the George W. Bush Administration popularized waterboarding as a method of torture - no doubt reminiscent of the Spanish Inquisition. |
That Latin America stands preponderantly Roman Catholic today – the rank and file slavishly subservient to the stultifying and impoverishing dogma – serves as testimony to the innate depravity of the merger of church and state.
Such is the atrocious legacy of the Iberians in the new world, indelibly writ in the embarrassing social and economic diametrics between the North and South Americas to this very day.
But, alas, 500 years' of imposed human misery and servitude finally paid off for the Roman Catholic Church in the installation of Francis I.
As Julius Caesar might have said: Habemus Papam
1 Estimated number of indigenous peoples in Latin
America upon the arrival of Europeans: http://answers.encyclopedia.com/question/many-south-american-natives-were-there-before-coming-europeans-130159.html
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